Three Hundred Years' Patience
The Lair rare GARGOYLE
It has not moved for three hundred years. Do not wager on its next second.
It hasn't moved in three hundred years. Birds have nested on its head; moss has claimed its wings. It is keeping accounts of all of it.
The masons' guild code says every lintel deserves a gargoyle. Whether the statue guards the house or the house feeds the statue, the code doesn't say — and the masons won't.